Friday, September 16, 2011

Jesus vs Superman an epic battle between two legendary icons?

It would be a great comic book if someone like Allan Moore could write it.





Staring two well known fictional icons. In one corner we have the man of steel who can leap tall buildings, is faster then a speeding bullet, pretty much indestructible.





Verses a man who claims to be the son of God, can walk on water and turn it into wine. Apparently he is very intelligent, so he maybe able to out think Superman, like Batman did.





So, who do you think would win in this epic battle and should there be a comic book version of this story.|||I think Catwoman and Jesus should have a baby in the end!|||Why would they fight?|||my money is on uberman|||Yeah, HeMan wins it all. The correct answer here is HeMan.|||%26lt;-- I can beat them both.|||That's the funniest question i have read all day. good job. I think Jesus would win, but it would be a good fight. Good luck|||GOKU for the win!|||Nobody can beat the all powerful Stan!|||Jesus has the power of the WORD.





he killed a fig tree by cursing it.





so..... if that happened to Superman, then he's a gonner|||Lol good question! Okay so maybe when they fight, Superman has like a big crowd wooting for him. He has all this stuff on like a face protecting mask, huge knife claws, and high cleats on. Jesus has nothing on except his passion and grace. The ref yells ROUND ONE. The crowd goes wild! Jesus says, I don't fght demons. I let them BITE THE DUST. With out Jesus doing any thing, Superman falls to the ground. Jesus puts his hand on him. 1...2...3...4..5..6...7...8..9...Superma鈥?gets up. He tries pushing Jesus but it doesn't work. "Did you know that I love you that is why I am not hurting you?" Said Jesus. "Then who pushed me?" "My angels of course! Angels! Do what you are suppose to do!" The angels sneak up behind superman and grabs him. They throws him to the end of the rink. Jesus runs and puts his hand on Superman. The ref says, 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... Ta--- Superman barley made it. "Wow you were lucky there Superman!" Said Jesus. " Okay thats it!" Yelled Superman. He grabs Jesus. " Throw me, you die." The crowd yells OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. The angels sneak up and tackles Superman. 1....2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..10! Yelled the Ref. YOUR OUT! "But he cheated! He didnt figh me he had his angels do it!" "Who said i was fighting you?" Laughed Jesus. The end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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