What sould I do to become a superman?

I want to become the superman in order to catch Laden,anyone know to become the super?|||TRY VIAGARA!|||WORKOUT!|||Go to your balcony and throw yourself|||You need to find some kryptonite|||whut should u do 2 bcome superman?


hmmm....


i think u should learn to wear underwear in right place...


hahaha!!!!just joke....


i think u shoul have respect all people around u....


then after u will bcome superman bcoz all people salute u!!|||Superman isn't interested in money. So if I tell you what to do will you give me the reward?|||Lay off the stuff, man. Get clean and fit. Buy a cape. Get a nice 'S' sewn on all your blue jumpers. Learn to fly and see through walls. Wear your underwear on the outside.





Once you've got all that done, come back.|||gotta go out with a 300-something pound girl and try to ride her...





Trus me, I DID IT, NOW THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA|||there are 2 ways to become the superman


1. is to sleep


2. is to go to the roof of the building and then jump from there and don't forget to wear the underwear on your pants|||You have to be from Krypton. I am sorry, but you cannot be superman because his planet was destroyed. Perhaps you could trying being a hero to people in other ways. You could donate money or time, become a mentor, or find something else that is fulfilling.|||Try to make your best. Who knows, maybe laden catches you.|||Stay away from Kryptonite.|||Erm......grow some balls 1st :P|||Change your name officially to SUPERMAN!!!!|||Be a good Dad. Then you will become a Superman in everyone eyes.|||Drink alot of gatoraid and find the ice palace (his home)|||Ask a superer-man|||Wear a skin tight leotard with your underwear on the outside and a long cap. Viola!! Instant superman.|||Work out every day and take your vitamins.