Tuesday, September 27, 2011

How does superman keep his hair short?

I just watched superman and he always has perfectly cut hair. I thought he was indestructible. How does he cut his hair?|||maybe he has kryptonite scissors





funk you basterd|||Errrmmm ok? He has stylist do that for him....|||He doesn't. Lois Lane cuts all of them.|||Also..





how does he shave?





how did he get his costume?


IF it's indestructible, it couldn't have been sewn by Ma Kent from his baby blanket.


IF it isn't, how doe sit survive all the bullets, fire, etc HE encounters.|||kryptonite scissors obviously|||Pre-crisis often stated that his hair naturally stalled out at a manageable length





when Man of Steel /Post-Crisis came along he had a quasi-mullet which also more or less didn't grow beyond that style (which I have seen happen to people), and they also established that as far as facial hair/stubble he redirects his heat vision off of a polished piece of metal to burn it off (often stated as a piece of his spaceship, but a simple mirror is often used in live action shots)|||you are all wrong. I know for a fact he wears a wig.

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