Saturday, September 10, 2011

What would happen if Superman converted to Fundamental Christianity?

Would he practise it as Clark Kent, Superman or both? How would he reconcile the being born on Krypton story the Kents told him as a boy? Would he quote scripture to the bad guys?|||Interesting you should mention Superman.


As you may know his father was Jor El or Kal El.. . and baby supey was sent to Earth . Kind of a interesting parody of Jesus born of El sent to Earth for find refuge but he ends up saving the Earth from horrible criminals.


El is the first known name of God in the Old Testament. Later God became known as Yahweh.


It is interesting also the idea that he was sent to Earth , had special powers like X ray vision, flight, he was faster than a locomotive , etc.


His girl friends are LL or EL EL Lana Lane, Lois Lane.. It is just a series of interesting coincidences.


Even Clark Kent becomes a newspaper reporter. Someone who brings the good news, fellow Yahoonians. So he is a mild mannered reporter kind of like the carpenter's kid , he changes in a phone book into Superman. It is kind of like the carpenter gets killed and then is really obviously the Son of God, the graves open up and the formerly dead walk around , the veil in the temple is split down the middle. It all reminds me of Superman pulling off his Clark Kent suit to show himself as the real hero.


I don't think he would do a lot of things differently . He even goes off to a Fortress of Solitude and sends criminals to a phantom zone which is like another universe. It is temporary kind of like purgatory for criminals


I love me some Superman.|||I think nothing would change. He represents a savior to the world already, in comic book form, so acting in a Christian way is exactly how he already acts.|||Faster than a Jew grabbing at change, more powerful than a group of angry muslim extremists, its SuperChristman!|||He'd fight for truth, justice, and the traditional definition of marriage.


Also, he'd be a huge ******.|||Perhaps then he would stop wearing his underpants on the outside of his clothing. Who knows about the other stuff though. It would depend on what *kind* of fundie christian he had become, really.|||He would name Canada the head of the church because his creator was Canadian. I would love to see a cage match with Superman and the devil|||He would love his neighbor as himself.


He would turn the other cheek.


He would be generous with his time, money and talent.|||Stop.Wasting.Our.Time.|||His IQ would drop 65 points.|||He would have to divide by zero...|||Gee, I thought he was a Christian....|||He would have to not use his x-ray vision in church.











Begsus D|||he'd become a right winger|||yes

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