A lady came in and he was like, "hey bartender, hit me with another of my specials"
The lady asked what was so special about the drink he was drinking.
He claimed it could make him fly.
He could tell the lady didn't believe him so he says, "i bet you 100 dollars i could jump out this 3rd floor window, and fly back in".
She took the bet and watched, amazed, as the guy ran and jumped out of the window without a second thought.
She ran to the window and looked at the street below, and didn't see anything.
She ran back to the bar, puzzled.
A few minutes later, the man flew back in.
The lady was stunned and asked him how he did it.
"My special Drink" was his reply.
So she orders one of the "special drinks" the man was talking about, and decided to jump out the window and fly herself.
She took off running and jumped out the window.
The lady hit the ground
The bartender says, "superman, you're such an a**hole when you drink"|||Ahhhh... a classic. Just as funny now as the first time I heard it. Nice job.|||I am superman
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|||Now that was funny!!!! Thanks for that on a cold, rainy day!|||I hope he collected his $100 first....
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